Daily Cuss

rap shaq dissing kobe i made a rap freestyle fo kobe so he can use it Your reign on the top was short like leprechauns Sure-thing rings lost to Wallaces and Olajuwons You’re a true, what? You’re a true blue pr*ck On the outside you’re happy, on the inside you’re sick Oh, my bad, I forgot, that’s just part of your schtick Admit it, you just mad ’cause your career’s almost over You’re a black hole while I’m still supernova And while we’re on the topic of being a star I’ll be in Phoenix in February—can I borrow your car? Since I’ll be in the game, I won’t drive it too far I remember when you had the Reebok Shaqnosis Now you’re working on a coronary thrombosis I live in the gym, you’ve got a body by Hostess Nike makes me shoes and spots, I jump cars for fun Tell you what, I’d rather hang with Jackass than be one You claim to be a player, but I f*cked your wife Yeah, that’s just jokes, but—haha—I f*cked your life Wanna go after me for your problems, nah, that’s all on you And those big alimony checks—those are all on you too Watch Shaunie stack those chips while you get blue And what’s this I hear about how you went after Kareem? You’ll never be like him, he was part of a team Forget about Cap, were you even better than Dream? Please explain the MDE with one MVP? That’s like calling yourself a forest when you’re only one tree Russ had five, Wilt had four, even Moses had three As for the rings, yeah, you wound up with four But the Most Dominant Ever should really have more You …
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